This 39-second YouTube scene from the movie The Jerk ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTwz-mlJPL0 ) pretty much sums up how I see my results from Live Fit Trainer. Since I couldn't just lift the video from YouTube (some jerk disabled the 'embed' and link functions) I'll recap it here:
(From the movie, The Jerk)
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) voiceover: "I was so glad to be going home. I remembered the days when I sang and danced with my family on the porch of the old house. But, things change, and with all the additions to the family, we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it."
| "The Old House" |
"But we built us a bigger one"
| "The New House" |
I can't tell you how many times in my life I've referenced the 'before' and 'after' house from The Jerk. Recapping my results from Live Fit is another one of those times. Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy that I did the Live Fit program, but I can't report that I had huge visible results. I will finish my re-cap below, but know this: if you haven't yet seen The Jerk (because, perhaps you weren't born yet?) your life is not yet complete!
Genuinely Excited to be in Phase 3!
When I left Phase 2 of the Live Fit series, I was crawling out of my skin and bursting out of my pants. After 10 days on Phase 2 (the 'bulking' stage), I opted out because while I did want to gain (a little) muscle, but I also wanted to lose fat. I was eager for a change in the right direction.
Two Phases in One
Really, Phase 3 is two phases: the brutal phase and the less brutal phase. For the first two weeks you might have to quit your job, give your kids away or get up at 4am to accomplish the workouts (or more likely, all of the above). Alternately, you could split your workout into two daily workouts: crazy! The sessions took me 1.5-2 hours, including the 30 minute sprint cardio at the end. But for the first time in what seemed like a millennium, I did start to lose some of the bulk I gained in the previous phases. Is it any wonder? My daily calorie burn went from ~100-300 in previous phases to over 600 most days.
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| Me, on the right: doing some landscaping at a lighthouse in Pensacola with a tourism volunteer group. At this time I was just finishing the brutal 1st half of Phase 3 (apologies on the double printing of this photo- you can complain to Blogger) |
The good news is that the last and final two weeks of Phase 3 are a delight in comparison. The strength training takes 30-40 minutes. Then you do an additional 30-40 of cardio on most days. (I know, I know it still sounds like a lot, but it's far less than the first two weeks.)
Never a Dull moment
This phase keeps you on your toes, especially the first two weeks. I actually prefer this sort of workout. It's nearly impossible to get bored. You hardly rest between lifting sets because you are too busy jumping rope or doing mountain climbers. Also, you can forget checking your Instagram feed or watching Spongebob during your cardio session because sprints take all of your concentration. Again, the last two weeks are more mellow- you just do 3-4 sets of a circuit, followed by some cardio.
You win some, you lose some
Long-time readers may remember that I couldn't do pushups due to pain from several torn rotator-cuff tendons (so I posted a video on how to do 'negative' pushups). Well, guess what! My shoulder is nearly good as new (for a shoulder with a bunch of torn tendons). I can now do full man-style pushups without pain. I suppose that I strengthened up the surrounding muscles thanks to the variety of exercises offered on Live Fit. For this, I am grateful.
On the downside, a couple of my joints were aching intermittently from the intense plyometrics during the first part of Phase 3. (Jamie warns of this possibility). I do realize that am also not 25 any more. Incidentally, I adore these moves, and I'm quite willing to put up with a sore joint or two, as long as it's nothing more than a temporary inconvenience and not an injury.
The Hunger Games.
I can't make sense of when my body decides to be hungry (ravenous, even) or when it wants nothing to do with food and I practically have to force-feed my post-workout smoothie. You would think that all that crazy intense working out during the first 2 weeks would render me starving, but the opposite was true. So I think that the combination of the intense calories burned, with my relative lack-of-appetite was the combination that helped me shed some of the weight I gained in phase 2. Even during the last two weeks, my hunger wasn't out of control.
On the downside, a couple of my joints were aching intermittently from the intense plyometrics during the first part of Phase 3. (Jamie warns of this possibility). I do realize that am also not 25 any more. Incidentally, I adore these moves, and I'm quite willing to put up with a sore joint or two, as long as it's nothing more than a temporary inconvenience and not an injury.
The Hunger Games.
I can't make sense of when my body decides to be hungry (ravenous, even) or when it wants nothing to do with food and I practically have to force-feed my post-workout smoothie. You would think that all that crazy intense working out during the first 2 weeks would render me starving, but the opposite was true. So I think that the combination of the intense calories burned, with my relative lack-of-appetite was the combination that helped me shed some of the weight I gained in phase 2. Even during the last two weeks, my hunger wasn't out of control.
The inches will just
melt off…or will they?
Well, that worked for other people like Janetha. I was really hoping for the same sort of results, but sadly for me that didn't quite happen. I did lose back the weight that I gained in the latter part of Phase 1 and Phase 2 and ended up exactly where I started, weight-wise. I did lean out a little bit on my upper half. And my bottom half is a bit more toned and slightly smaller. But I did not lose inches as I was hoping to do. Again, I did none of the carb-cycling nor diet-following.
I’m certain that if I had done so, I would have seen more drastic results. But I'd rather stay at a size that is manageable for the rest of my life by eating like a quasi-normal person (indulgences included), rather than live a life of restriction in order to fit into a smaller size-probably one that is unrealistic for me.
Would I do it again?
Actually, yes I would! But I think I'd need to be very careful or lighten the bulking Phase 2. I'm not willing to gain the muscle in Phase 2 only to diet down in Phase 3 (which, done according to the plan, loses both fat and muscle- this is why you pre-build the muscle...because you will be losing some of it later).
Would I do it again?
Actually, yes I would! But I think I'd need to be very careful or lighten the bulking Phase 2. I'm not willing to gain the muscle in Phase 2 only to diet down in Phase 3 (which, done according to the plan, loses both fat and muscle- this is why you pre-build the muscle...because you will be losing some of it later).
My husband's perspective
In Phase 1, Derek was freaking out that my arms were getting big and that I was going to 'take this too far.' By the end of Phase 3 he took it all back. He believes that my body did have a bigger transformation than I feel it did and that I'm more toned than before. I know that often we don't see ourselves as objectively as others do. So I thought I would throw his perspective out there for what it's worth. Remember, I was hoping to lose some size, as well as gain muscle. And from my perspective, I didn't lose much, if any size.
As you can see, my 'before' and 'after' photos are a bit like Navin R. Johnson's childhood house remodel: there is a slight improvement, but nothing earth-shattering. And while we're talking about the Jerk, now that I completed Live Fit, I feel like dancing and singing on a porch.
Q: Have you ever completed a set program: diet and/or exercise? Did you like it? Are you currently doing one and if so, how is it going? What is your favorite classic comedy?
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| Hiking the weekend I began Live Fit (my "Before" photo) |
| Goofing off with friend/reader extraordinaire, Missy. I was nearly done with Live Fit (my "after" photo) |
Q: Have you ever completed a set program: diet and/or exercise? Did you like it? Are you currently doing one and if so, how is it going? What is your favorite classic comedy?







