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Incriminating photos

My husband, the criminal, was breaking the law last month. He was speeding on our way to our HEABrific Bloggie-meetup with all my lovely bleeps last month (lots of links) and WHAM! The nasty Arizona highway patrol snapped the following incriminating photo and sent it to him in the mail.

Quite frankly, I much prefer this method of issuing a citation- it saves that whole "omg omg omg where's my license, I can't believe I'm getting pulled over, quick hide the cell phone panic" that sets in when you get physically pulled over by the fuzz. When I sweat, I would rather be punching a boxing bag than sitting in the driver's seat of my car thankyouverymuch.


Am I the only one who finds the white bubble amusing? I just laughed and laughed when I first saw this photo! Incidentally, Derek doesn't have a Mr. Spock ear- that's his phone earpiece, in case you were wondering.

I do realize that the authorities have to insert the white bubble to protect the innocent (in this case: ME). OR there could be a more insidious reason for the white bubble... perhaps the passenger may not be so innocent after all. That passenger may not actually be wifey. I can imagine the AZ Highway patrol could get embroiled in all sorts of mucky-muck if things got nasty between spouses. So I got to thinking, wouldn't it be fun to doctor the photo a bit, just for yuks? Let's see, who's photo could I stick into that bubble? Who is one of my fave performers of the moment? Someone after whom I name smoothies? Yup you guessed it...



Here's the Lady Gaga Passenger with her Hawt British Lover looking a bit blasé about the whole speeding-ticket thing. Yeah wutevs.


This is the Lady Gaga Passenger with her Hawt British Lover getting all worked up over the ticket. Sheesh relax girl, it's just a ticket!

For some odd reason, when I sing this song, I have changed the line in my head from "Caught in a Bad Romance" to "Caught in a Rad Bromance". I'm weird, I know. As is the video if you go and watch it. Weird, weird weird! But kinda cool at the same time.

Q: Have you been BUSTED? For what? Did you squiggle your way out of it along the lines of "But osssifer, there were no children present when I was going 64 in a school zone!"

27 comments:

Allie (Protein Girl) said...

Oh my gosh!! I thought the white circle was to protect the identity of millions of highway nose pickers.

I got a $300 carpool lane violation when I lived in CA. Stupid carpool lane just contributed to smog! I'm still mad about it, 12 years later.

Abby said...

That. Is. Hilarious. (Your photo editing skills--not the ticket itself.)

I've only been given one ticket my whole life, and morbidly, I was driving from one funeral to another and he still wrote me up for 10 over. Douche.

Heather McD (Heather Eats Almond Butter) said...

Ha ha - that picture still cracks me up. Hilarious Deb. Love the "Spock ear"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :)

Graze With Me said...

I love the white bubble. I was just thinking that I hope it was you sitting next to him and not someone else...nice photoshop skills!

My husband is a mechanic and he's gotten sooo many customers that have come back in with a photo of my hubs test driving (& speeding!) in their car. Luckily the tickets always get dropped.

ChocolateCoveredVegan said...

Happy b-day Deb!!!!

homecookedem said...

So funny!! :) Thanks for the laugh!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope you're having a fabulous one!! :)

Carbzilla said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEB!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still on speeding probation myself for going 43 in a 30. You can't just go to traffic school like you can in CA and have it wiped. I had to write a sob letter so it wouldn't stay on my record for 5-7 years!

Back when they started the photo ticket thing, they had a particularly large amount of complaints in Beverly Hills b/c a LOT of men were coming home to their wives who had opened the citations and caught their husbands with other "passengers." I'm pretty sure that started the white blobhead rolling!

Hope you have the best day ever!

Averie (LoveVeggiesAndYoga) said...

Happy BDAY, wow I learned it on Heabs site...you kept that one quiet mama :) I know it's your 22nd bday, so hopefully you won't be too hungover this year :)

THOSE TICKETS-SCOTT HAS gotten 4 in the 5 mos we've lived here...and we were gone for a month in Aruba.

He mindlessly talks on the phone and is clocked at 80-85. Which is normal CA driving speed. Another reason I want to move: people drive too slowly here :)

I actually speed tons, but slam on the breaks the 1/8th mile b4 the photo enforcement. Me and everyone else except Scott and your husband :)

Diana said...

LOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Lara said...

HAHA--LOVE IT! I have never actually seen one of those snapshots before. Matt has received tons of them but I think in the UK they just snap your license plate? Not sure.

So funny. Derek looks Super Cool in the photo though...totally like, "I'm speeding and I don't care."

I got pulled over for the first time last week (as you know). Never been caught with anything before that!

twolivesonelifestyle said...

I clicked over from HEAB and I read your post and was laughing out loud. I had to google "Rad Bromance" and guess what? Real thing. It's not exactly PG but it's pretty funny. -Katie

Janetha said...

ahahahahahahaahahahah my water went up my nose. you have to warn me about these things. hahahaha. omg thanks for the afternoon delight, deb.

yes i have been busted. many a time. i am glad i learned how to NOT be a criminal...

love you!!!!

Erin said...

Up until I was 19, I was busted for my lead food. ALOT. But, being busted has enabled me to figure out the exact patterns of law enforcement in my area. I know where they sit (behind the bushes on the highway), which roads they frequent, and more importantly, when shift change is! Small Midwest town doesn't change up much...and I haven't gotten a ticket in almost 6 years!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Erin said...

OMGosh, lead FOOT!

Janetha said...

holy crap. that will teach me to not read comments.. i saw on heather's blog that it is your bday and that was AFTER i read and commented on this post, which i did NOT read the comments for. i am a MORON! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rhoda said...

Lady Gaga with Hubby is just too funny.

How did you do that? (rhetorical)

Sorry about the ticket, but what comedy came out of it.

Happy Birthday, Debbie.

Deb (Smoothie Girl Eats Too) said...

Everyone! Thanks for the Birthday shout out! Yep, being 25 is all it's cracked up to be.

Allie- Ouch girl $300- that's about 42.9 Torani syrups! Wait. No, with tax, it's 39.6 bottles (LA county).

Abby, Graze- I wish I could take credit for the photo editing skillz- the criminal got one of his "friends" to do the editing :-)

Carbz- hilarious about BH and the "passengers"- ha ha!

Averie- Scott is a crackup slamming on the breaks before the cameras!! :-)

Lara- you were pulled over? I need to get the deets.

Twolives- SWEAR I didn't know that there was a parody song/video- omg I hope it's not nasty! I just sang those words b/c it cracked me up! :-?

Erin- foot=food, Freudian :-)

Charlotte said...

ohmygoodness - you are cracking me up with the photoshop! Lady Gaga was hands-down the best concert I saw in 2009. Love!!

Beckett said...

Happy Birthday! Hope you treated yourself to an amazing smoothie!

brittac said...

I turned right on red when I lived in DC - got a big fat ticket for that. Hello - I grew up in Texas and in Texas we can turn right on red!

PS

Happy Birthday!

Susan said...

I got pulled over for speeding for the first time ever last month!! Just two weeks after I got into my first accident :\ It was stressful, I wish they'd just taken a crappy photo of me and left me alone :P

I missed it but.... Happy Bee-Day Deb!!! xoxo Was there a candle-in-smoothis photo? ;)

*Naomi* said...

hahaha too funny!! I once got caught going down a one way street, the wrong way and I begged the police officer to let me go bc I was late to class (i was in college) and the sign wasn't even that visible! he let me go WOOHOOOOO

Amanda (Two Boos Who Eat) said...

LOL LOL LOL those pictures are way too good!


I'm with you though, I'd rather get a ticket this way then by being pulled over. Such drama!

chrystad72 said...

hahah too funny. Thats such a bummer about the ticket. It is nicer that they just mail you the ticket, but I hate the surprise of it! Ive actually only been pulled over once and issued a warning. So not bad.

Happy Bday girl!!! I hope you go out and have one amazing time!!

m i c h e l l e said...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEB! All my best wishes for you in the upcoming year! :-)

LindsayRuns said...

good thing y'all don't live here! You get pulled and ticketed for going 26 in a 25, and the "traffic court" is super scary...if you get served you loose base driving privileges for 30 days. Needless to say, cruise control is my bestest buddy.

Happy birthday! HEAB and Janetha talk about you so much I just finally had to come check you out, I like your blog!

elise said...

just found your site...but i kinda feel like i already know about you though through lara anf HEAB's blog...creepy sounding? indeed!!

anyways, i loved the gaga photoshop work. :)

adding you to my google reader.

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