"Wear Underwear: This PSA Brought to You by Charlotte of The Great Fitness Experiment."Being the sort of person who has to learn things the hard way - as demonstrated by the time I lit the chemistry lab on fire because I wasn't listening to the directions. That I gave. Because I was the teacher - I have had ample opportunities in my life to be on the recieving end of lots of good advice. So when Deb - lovely, smart but deluded woman that she is - asked me for the three best pieces I'd ever gotten it was hard to narrow them down. Probably the most encompassing one was "Don't be dumb (dude)" but seeing as I can't seem to go a day without breaking that one, it might be hypocritical of me to pass it on to you!
So here are my top 3 pieces of advice that I did not come up with but wish I had:
1. Be water. You can't control the twists and turns of life nor the rocks that will be placed in your way. All you can do is decide if you're going to flow around them like water or get all bent out of shape trying to change things beyond your control. I'm still trying to learn this one.
2. Be kind. Be unfailingly kind. You don't have to give a lot: Give people the benefit of the doubt. Give compliments. Give a listening ear. Give friendship. Give up your "spot" in the aerobics class. Because it will make them feel better. Because it will make you feel better (I promise!). Because we're all in this together.
3. Wear underwear. It used to be that mothers everywhere would say "wear clean underwear" but my mom's an ER nurse and says that if you are ever in a really bad accident you will probably soil yourself anyhow. I love a rule that makes good hygiene secondary! But even if underwear will not save you from car crashes, it will save you from 90% of the wardrobe malfunctions that happen at the gym. And that, my friends, is half the battle.
Now for the cooking portion of our show! I suck at cooking but fortunately many other people do not and they post their recipes on the Internet for people like me to mooch off of. Someday I will write a book called "Allrecipes.com Saved My Marriage." Come to think of it, that's pretty much the whole book right there. So here are some of my (and by "my" I mean "mine-by-way-of-other-and-better-people") fave recipes:
1. The no-fat, no-sugar, no-flour chocolate cookies that actually taste good!
2. D's Special Granola Bars. (No, not special like that.)
3. Deb the Smoothie Girl's Own Fro-Yo recipe! (Can I post that? Or is that too much blogger incest?)

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Charlotte
http://thegreatfitnessexperiment.blogspot.com
9 comments:
Love these three Charlotte - water is so powerful, kindness is valued and underwear is also a good safety mechanism (particularly light colors) as it lets you know if really did do something that scared the crap out of you!
Hi Charlotte! Deb has raved about your blog and now seeing your guest post, I think you have a new reader ;)
Underwear. Check. I'm good to go!
Charlotte,
Aside from the good advice and the good recipes (ripped off or not), you are very funny, my first laugh of the day and that's worth it's weight in gold.
Derek - hahahah! That is more true than I care to admit right now!
Thinspired - Aw thanks! That's me, changing the world one pair of undies at a time;)
Rhoda - That's what I live for!
Thanks, Deb, for running my post and thanks to everyone who read it!
Charlotte- Thank you sooo much- I know that you're slammed, what with being 10.5 months preggers and all...and you found time to write a guest blog!!? You rock sister!
Awesome as always Char!
Still gotta try those cookies you posted about. :)
Great advice - I've found things progress just fine if you roll with it and figure out the details later (though it goes against all my project management skills). I had an experience yesterday that I don't really want to get into, but definitely made me think about the kindness of others and be really aware of the little choices I make each day. And the underwear - yep, always better to err on the side of wearing it, even if it gives you VPL.
Charlotte, as funny & packed full of information to use.. or not as one sees fit! Loved it!
Ah, will have to use that cookie link on my Friday post which will have pumpkin protein cookies!!!!
Charlotte never fails to make me smile.
Been meaning to make her cookies that actually taste good forever. Maybe this weekend.
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